Weird Channel Lore
*ion & KeysFood# -- Sometimes the channel gets confusion, like when
we have eion, uion, iion, oion (and sometimes yion!) or KeysFood,
KeysFood2, KeysFood3, KeysFood4, and KeyChain
BWTWBPT -- Big White Thing With Big Pink Tongue... used to chase
Keys around when she was widdle. She's still scared of it.
Cel Hunter D -- The fair maiden Drac has been kidnapped! Cel
collector cameos galore! Read here! (thanks
mappy)
ChanSmurf -- or rather ChanServ... is needed to op people but
sometimes newnet loses him... and sometimes he's the only one splitting off
of us >_<. Often the whipping boy for newnet troubles. Hachi especially
hates ChanServ and is at war with him.
cogmpomi -- When hit with cold water, Trebuchet transfroms into
cogmpomi, the little girl carrying burnt popcorn. This came out of poor
Trebby's many burnt popcorn attempts and how sad and pathetic that was.
cross boy -- Haruto from Haunted Junction cel that's been on Yahoo
Japan for a long time... but when the fees started he vanished. Never
fear, he wouldn't let his years of being on auction come to an end! He
just moved to Bidders since it's free! He IS meant for jINx, oh, you know
it.
demnmappy -- Evil creature out to rid the cel world of worse evil,
often being cuddled for it's cute horns and wings by other channel
members.
DoomGuard -- mappy while playing Baldur's Gate series. Often makes
sound effects. Sometimes there is the BroomGard, who makes similar sound
effects.
fiance -- Miaka and Larg0 appear to be engaged
ftp -- the food transfer protocol, still incomplete and buggy -_-;
The project keeps getting passed off to other channel members.
Give me back my brain! -- Often said when two collectors are
thinking a like at the same time... because it's quite obvious one has
stolen the others' brain, don't you think?
The Hachi-fish -- Given to him after his many dead-fish smiley
creations. xane likes to baff the Hachi-fish with the He-man Justice
Hammer. Hachi doesn't like He-man (or Madonna). Hachi has a lot of toher
weird and big smilies.
The Hell Cel -- cursed evil cel, be wary of it. See the full story
here
ILJFC -- The "I love Jamal Fan Club." Founded by usagii and Misa.
Keys is of course a member as she consistently unmercifully hits on Hachi
because he's tall despite age-difference, mile-difference, and
interest-difference.
Illithid -- sucks brains... I'd suggest hiding from it if you want
to keep your brain.
ixiepixie -- ix in cute faerie form with cute faerie dust!
ixixixixixixixixixix (etc) -- a greeting for ix, or a birthday cake
with candles, often lit on fire by mappy... sometimes confused for a fence
with spikes
KeysMomma -- In charge of talking children in and out of cel
purchases. Also has to keep the channel clean. Occasionally nags at
people to be good. Often seen caring for chibixane and chibitrebby.
Occasionally we have seen LBnanny and wndrmommy (who appears to be mappy's
mommy). KeysMomma most often whips out the mop when Larg0 explodes, mappy
dies, or people drool uncontrollably at something.
late night at #anime-cel -- a period of time when the conversations
turn more adult, sometimes more sexy and sometimes just more sick ^^;;;;
mung -- jINx, as a food
mutant eyes -- when someone has too many eyes in a smiley face,
oion will poke at them with a stick.
Nandabutt -- It's Green, 35% eyes, 15% nose, and 50% butt. It's
really name is Nandarou. Hachi often calls it Nadabutt much to mappy's
dismay. Twebubutt is related in some odd way.
Nasty Wild Squirrel Bitchslap -- One time a squirrel ran up Lizzard
and bitchslapped her. Mappy likes to repeat this.
nekkid Tasuki -- often used to attract Ryouko or given as a gift to
her. Tends, like most yaoi guys, to fend of xane as a side effect.
nose picking chinchilla -- A favorite link of Lizzard's, see it here
Not Wolwood -- The three little pigs, Cel
Style
Nudibranchs -- cute undersea life or tasty meal, you decide!
ojo-sama -- Deriving somewhat from oion's justice oreo's, an early
weapon of oion, she gained the title of "ojosama." This is often used by
spoon and sometimes Treb, often results in a beat down.
peanut butter -- Mmmm.... Cellery dipped in peanut butter... so
tasty....
pink bows -- xane might make you wear pink bows, many people object
to this ^^;;
Raiel -- when mentioned, is oftened followed by interested persons
popping up with "Raiel!" Words with similar effect include Yue, Heero,
Sizer, and Tasuki
Saitou Hajime -- Keys fears all forms of Saitou so occasionally
PikaSaitou or even worse Saito_OP will chase after her, zapping her or
declaring his undying love. See the horror that is PikaSaito here.
St. Nick -- Chaos update rhyming fun, read it here (thanks again mappy!)
WeeSheep -- resident channel sheep who grows back wool at an
amazing rate and is sheared almost daily. Only hops and is rumored to have
fur instead of wool. Gets really hyper when eating sugar (often expresso
beans)... much to xane's dismay. WeeSheep's best friend is LilSheep and
she likes to play with Kav, the protector of wee things.
staples -- when a person keeps getting blown away in disconnections
or netsplits, Mala and oion have tried to staple them to the ceiling.
Keys is working on staple-proof clothing.
Tamahawk missiles & Tasuki-mama -- Trebby has fun with Fushigi Yuugi
names...
throwing stuff at spoon -- seems to be the oion greeting for him.
Everyone else should just duck ^_~
Trebby Bear -- A cute bear, is the protector of xane and Keys,
though recently he seems to have fallen into the clutches of Poe and her
bottomless bosom ^^;;;;
Trebolta -- the dancing hyper 70s version of Trebby. Fun to dance
with.
Turnip of Doom -- only mappy knows the location of this magical
turnip and the magical turnip patch. Apparently it was involved in turning
nobi into nobinewt. No one truly understands though.
twinbot -- while twinprop is not usually conciously in the channel,
his scripts which boot !list using people and other bad people still
function and we love seing jerks get auto-kickban'd ^_^
The Undead Kidney Bean -- Channel mascot... pink, angry, and
bean-like. Now a God.
vowels -- wndrkn seems to advocate not using them. oion tends to
throw them at her for that reason.
weapons -- oion has tomes and cookies, jINx has teabags, Keys keeps
an ooooooooooo-kama and a manta ray. I suggest you also arm yourself
xane's day -- February 14th, a much better holiday than Valentine's
Day.
Yue -- occasionally comes in and attracts half the channel ladies.
Trebuchet often misses his visits though.
Common Prefixes and Suffixes
-Away -- User is away
bad- -- User has been buying a lot of cels and is therefore bad
-BRB -- User will be right back
-Cook -- User is cooking
-Eat -- User is eating
-Food -- User is cooking or eating
-grn -- User is looking at another gallery and is envious
-HW -- User may be distracted by Homework
-Kinda -- User is half in channel, half doing other things
-Lag -- User clone to test lag
-NR -- 'Not Really', stronger than -Kinda. Often mistaken for 'No
Reserve'
sad- -- User is sad
-Sorta -- equivalent to -Kinda
-TV -- User may be distracted by television
wee- -- User is small and cute
-work -- User is at work, may be distracted
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