Final Alley Scores:
| Pub | 166 |
| Kremlin | 124.67 |
| Swamp | 96 |
| Batcave | 77 |
| Hell | 15 |
| Avery | 13.5 |
| Joe Johnson | 11 |
| Vatican | 6.83 |
| Munth | 0 |
| Tunnel | -1 |
| Cannes | -14 |
| Miscellaneous Off Campus | -19 |
| Heaven | -19.5 |
| Womb | -20 |
| Dan O'Hanlon | -22.5 |
| Upper P. | -36 |
Final Kill Counts:
| George Hagstrom |
3.5 kills |
| Chris Moore |
2.0 kills
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| Luigi Celano | |
| Dima Kamalov |
1.5 kills |
| James Mao | |
| Eben Olsen | |
| Kenny Osland |
1.0 kill |
| Mike Wilson | |
| Mike Inadomi | |
| Laura Fishman | |
| Jeff Graham | |
| Bart McGuyer | |
| Joe Johnson |
0.5 kills |
| Philip Wong | |
| Scott Raburn (3.5) | |
| Sandy Ottensmann (3.5) |
Three Kills makes a Master Assassin, and thus a target. A dead Master Assassin is labeled Lame.