<!-- Talking clock
  var day = new Date();
  var h = day.getHours();
  var m = day.getMinutes();
  var s = day.getSeconds();
  var tip = "";
  var add = "";
  var more = "";
        
  if (m < 10) {
    m = "0"+m;
  }
  if (s < 10) {
    s = "0"+s;
  }
  if (h == 0) {
    tip = "It's 12:"+m+":"+s+" a.m.<br> Time to do something creative.";
  } else if (h == 1) {
    tip = "It's 1:"+m+" a.m.<br> I also like to work late.";
  } else if (h == 2) {
    tip = "It's 2:"+m+" a.m.<br> More coffee? ";
    add = "The espresso maker is in the <a href=\"gallery/index-8.htm\"> kitchen </a> ";
  } else if (h == 3) {
    tip = "It's 3:"+m+" a.m.<br> Serf, serf, serf. No time to think!";
  } else if (h == 4) {
    tip = "It's 4:"+m+" a.m.<br> Coffee helps. Food also helps.";
  } else if (h == 5) {
    tip = "It's 5:"+m+" a.m.<br> Sleep is a waste of time.";
  } else if (h == 6) {
    tip = "It's 6:"+m+" a.m.<br> Good time to go to bed.";
  } else if (h == 7) {
    tip = "It's 7:"+m+" a.m.<br> I normally sleep at that time.";
  } else if (h == 8) {
    tip = "It's 8:"+m+" a.m.<br> Good morning!";
  } else if (h == 9) {
    tip = "It's 9:"+m+" a.m.<br> Good morning!";
  } else if (h == 10) {
    tip = "Time <i>was</i> 10:"+m+":"+s+" a.m.<br> and now is obsolete.";
    add = "You migh wish to <a href=\"index.htm\"> update</a>";
  } else if (h == 11) {
    tip = "It's 11:"+m+" a.m.<br> Pre-lunch snack?";
  } else if (h == 12) {
    tip = "It's 12:"+m+" p.m.<br> Lunch?";
  } else if (h == 13) {
    tip = "It's 1:"+m+" p.m.<br> Post-lunch snack?";
  } else if (h == 14) {
    tip = "It's 2:"+m+" p.m.<br> Boring afternoon... ";
    add = "Visit the <a href=\"anime/index.htm\"> animation hall</a>!";
  } else if (h == 15) {
    tip = "It's 3:"+m+" p.m.<br> Serf, serf, serf.";
  } else if (h == 16) {
    tip = "It's 4:"+m+" p.m.<br> Work, work, work. Work?";
  } else if (h == 17) {
    tip = "It's 5:"+m+" p.m.<br> Five o'clock!";
    add = "The teapot is in the <a href=\"gallery/index-8.htm\">kitchen</a>";
  } else if (h == 18) {
    tip = "It's 6:"+m+" p.m.<br> I also like to work late. Or else.";
  } else if (h == 19) {
    tip = "It's 7:"+m+" p.m.<br> Dinner time!";
    add = "Have some <a href=\"gallery/index-2.htm\"> implicit seafood </a>";
    more = "(you might need to print it first)>";
  } else if (h == 20) {
    tip = "It's 8:"+m+" p.m.<br> I'm glad you came over.";
  } else if (h == 21) {
    tip = "It's 9:"+m+" p.m.<br> Let's have some quality time!";
  } else if (h == 22) {
    tip = "It's 10:"+m+" p.m.<br> I love night surfing, swimming and other nocturnal activities.";
  } else if (h == 23) {
    tip = "It's 11:"+m+" p.m.<br> Some wombats just woke up.";
  } else {
    tip = "No time detected...";
  }
  document.write(tip);
  if (add.length > 1) {
      document.write("<br>");
      document.write(add);
  }
  if (more.length > 1) {
      document.write("<br>");
      document.write(more);
  }
//-->

