[20:30] <Keys> want me to read you a story?
[20:30] <lilxane> is it a cel story!?
[20:30] <Keys> is this a cel channel? ^_^
[20:30] <lilxane> with lots of cute aminals!?
[20:30] <Keys> probably!
[20:31] <lilxane> ok!
[20:31] <lilxane> ;)
[20:31] <Tralfie> and a moody bishy guy who seems evil but is actually a good guy 
[20:31] * Keys pulls out big book of stories
[20:31] <Keys> Tralfie: oh, I didn't know you wanted one like that ^^
[20:32] <Tralfie> :P
[20:32] * Keys looks in index under animals, tragic bishy villains
[20:33] * lilxane feels sooooooooooooooo bad about kittykat
[20:33] <Keys> eep!
[20:33] <lilxane> will he hate me? will he be ok? will his personality change? will he still be happy? will he still love me? will he still play? 
[20:33] <lilxane> -_-
[20:33] <Keys> ;_;
[20:33] <lilxane> i've come so close to canceling that appointment so many times -_-
[20:34] <lilxane> but then i look over and see him climbing my curtains like he's doing now..... ;_;
[20:34] <Keys> can kitties be trained not to do that?  or can things be claw proofed?
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[20:34] <Keys> wb Tral
[20:34] <Tralfaz> hi
[20:35] * Keys gets out story of the three little cel collecting pig
[20:35] <Keys> (let me know when you're ready)
[20:35] * lilxane is ready!
[20:35] <Tralfaz> me?
[20:35] <Tralfaz> oh
[20:35] <lilxane> piggies!
[20:35] <Keys> Once upon a time, there were three widdle piggies
[20:35] <lilxane> Keys - i don't know if he can be >.< he KNOWS he's not supposed to
[20:35] <lilxane> as soon as i look at him, he hops out and dives under the furniture >.<
[20:36] * lilxane is sorry, now she's ready
[20:36] <Keys> they were very cute little piglets... anime style
[20:36] <Sango-san> P-chan: Bwee! 
[20:36] <Keys> awwww, P-chan has found his way here!
[20:37] <Keys> instead of building houses, they decided to rent apartments and spend the extra free time collecting cels
[20:37] <Tralfaz> O_o
[20:37] <lilxane> ^^;
[20:38] * lilxane sticks a popsicle in Tralfie's mouth before he can say anything
[20:38] <Keys> The first two piggies were cheap though, and they wanted to spend as much money as they could on cels
[20:38] <Keys> Meanwhile, the third piggy decided to skip the recent Porco Rosso (one of their faves to collect) update
[20:38] <Keys> and buy a big oversized art portfolio for his pan cels
[20:39] <Tralfaz> heh
[20:39] <Keys> meanwhile the other two piggies got great cels of Porco and Fio together!
[20:40] <Keys> (now be careful, this is where it gets scary)
[20:40] * Tralfaz is just waiting around to giggle at the part about the "hair of my chinny chin-chin"
[20:40] <Keys> Tralfaz: don't ruin it for the younger kids!
[20:40] * lilxane scratches Tralfie's hairy chin ^^;
[20:41] <Keys> The first pig, when he got his cel package, he just left it on the shelf
[20:41] <Xelloss> http://www.petitionpetition.com/cgi/petition.cgi?id=2602&action=signForm
[20:41] <Xelloss> sign the slayers novel petition =)
[20:41] <Keys> thinking, "It's safe here, nice and flat"
[20:41] * Xelloss hopes and prays the petition works
[20:41] <Keys> But then the next day, the big bad not-Wolfwood came to his door
[20:42] <Keys> being not-Wolfwood, he had long hair and was skiny and girly
[20:42] <Keys> He said "little pig, little pig, let me come in"
[20:43] <Keys> and the little pig said "not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"
[20:43] * lilxane waits for Tralfie to giggle
[20:43] <Keys> Not understanding the concept of actually growing facial hair
[20:43] <Keys> the bishy not-Wolfwood got angry and said
[20:43] <Keys> "then let me take my not-punisher-gun out and blow your door down!"
[20:43] <Tralfaz> tee hee... chinchin
[20:43] <Keys> (which he did)
[20:44] <Keys> and the door fell in and knocked over the table
[20:44] <Keys> and the Porco cel was bent!
[20:44] <lilxane> horrors!
[20:44] <Sango-san> <gets Homer like expression> Gratutitious violence.... oooohhhh... =o~
[20:44] <Keys> (I said it was scary)
[20:45] <Keys> Then, the bishy not-Wolfwood huffed and he puffed and he sulkily stalked off to the next piggie's pad
[20:46] <Keys> The next piggy had kept his Porco cel in the standard cut up cardboard box it had come in with
[20:46] <Keys> he was about to have some tea when he heard the knock at hte door 
[20:46] <Keys> It was bishy not-Wolfwood!
[20:47] <Keys> He said "little pig, little pig, let me in"
[20:47] <Keys> and the second little piggy said "not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
[20:47] <Tralfaz> tee hee... chinchin
[20:47] <Keys> have just heard this, sulky bishy not-Wolfwood became angry
[20:47] <Keys> (er, angrier) and  said "then let me take my not-punisher-gun out and blow your door down!"
[20:47] <Keys> (which he did)
[20:48] <Keys> and teh door fell in and crunched the standard cardboard
[20:48] <Keys> and the Porco cel was bent!
[20:48] <Keys> Then, the bishy not-Wolfwood huffed and he puffed and he sulkily stalked off to the next piggie's pad
[20:48] <lilxane> (what happened to the story!?)
[20:49] <Keys> lilxane: I'm still telling it? o.O
[20:49] <Keys> The third little piggy was already having some tea
[20:50] <Keys> when he heard the same fateful knock at the door
[20:50] <Keys> the sulkier bishy not-Wolfwood said "little pig, little pig let me in"
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[20:50] <Keys> and the third little pig said "not by the hair of my chinny chin chin"
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[20:50] <Keys> wb twinprop
[20:51] <Keys> and this made the already sulky angry bishy not-Wolfwood very very angry
[20:51] <Keys> and he got that Dilly look in his eyes
[20:51] <Mrdini1> hmm.. anyone who's bored, check out the link I pasted about yabusame http://www.animeondvd.com/dcforum/DCForumID13/1041.html#15
[20:51] <mAJ_FOOD> not that!
[20:51] *** mAJ_FOOD is now known as mAJ_eRROR
[20:51] * mAJ_eRROR is back, brraaaaap!
[20:51] <SheepKeys> wb
[20:52] <SheepKeys> Eeep.... 
[20:52] <mAJ_eRROR> f33r the dilly look!
[20:52] <SheepKeys> should SheepKeys continue the tale?
[20:52] <mAJ_eRROR> hai
[20:52] <SheepKeys> and said "then let me take my not-punisher-gun out and blow your door down!"
[20:52] <SheepKeys> (which he did)
[20:53] <SheepKeys> but the third little piggy... his cels were safe... so instead of being distraught
[20:53] <SheepKeys> or worried about things catching fire, he took out a blow torch and torched the sulky angry bishy not-Wolfwood!
[20:53] <lilxane> -_-
[20:53] <SheepKeys> and the bishy not-Wolfwood, being all Dilly, didn't think to avoid the fire til it was too late! 
[20:54] <SheepKeys> and then, before he died, he tried to explain that he just wanted to get in to call the AAA
[20:54] <SheepKeys> since he had gotten a flat
[20:54] <SheepKeys> *sniff sniff*
[20:54] <SheepKeys> and then the other two little piggies went out and bought better cel protection
[20:54] <Keys> and said "then let me take my not-punisher -gun out and blow your door down!"
[20:54] <Keys> (which he did)
[20:54] <SheepKeys> and all the rest of the cels lived happily ever after
[20:55] <SheepKeys> It had animals.... ^^  It had bishy morally ambiguous guy
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[20:56] <Keys> bleh ^^
[20:57] <Sango-san> o.o?
[20:58] * Keys puts big book of cel faerie tales back under pillow
[20:59] <Sango-san> The moral of this story is... Always use protection. You never know when big bad bishies are gonna blow down something.
[21:00] <Keys> hmmm.... something like that ^_^
[21:00] <Keys> and don't bulid your cel books out of straw! or something