The Jack Hoale institute is dedicated to the betterment of masturbatory
endeavor through science. The research and development branch of our staff
consists of 132 Doctors of Endocrinology as well as 12 summer interns. Our public relations
branch makes certain people outside of the Jack Hoale Institute fully
understand and appreciate our often controversial and surprising findings.
In fact, if it weren't for our public relations office, when you tried to
come to this website you would have gotten a "document not found" error!!!
With its primary laboratories situated in the heart of Pasadena,
California (USA), we not only have the best research tools, but the best
test subjects. In cooperation with local universities, we are able to
update modern science with the latest in both masterbation trends and
fads.
Just as the Jack Hoale Institute's motto states, we are "Finding Better
Ways of Masturbating" every day, and with your continued support, we will
better educate the community with our findings.