Interested in applying for a summer internship? Make sure you meet these qualifications:

• You are a scientific-minded citizen interested in specializing in or learning about the Masturbatory Sciences, including but not restricted to Yankectometry, Asyntilotion, and Freudian Hoalism
• You achieve a score of 56 or higher in our JHI Quiz (see the link to your left)
• The Hoale committee, following your interview, has agreed that you go far and beyond the normal call of duty in your masturbatory research

If you feel you meet the first two qualifications, please send your resume, high school/college transcripts (if applicable), two letters of recommendation, and a $20 non-refundable application fee to:

Jack Hoale Research Center
Summer Intern Program
MSC#321
Pasadena, CA 91126

Don't delay, as we must process these first three items before setting up an interview.

Please direct all inquiries to Professor Matthew Gregori. Be sure to include "internships" in the subject line.