Midnight Munchies

Picture one Mr. Dave "DTSS" Tytell meanandering back to his eloquent abode after a midnight trip to In'n'Out Burger. Imagine Dave's surprise when his lock apparatus does a little more than open his door. Rest in peace, Dave.

Moral of this story: Some burgers aren't worth the price.

Come Out and Play

We all know that Ryan Chornock doesn't get much use out of his door. Mr. Chornock wandered into the room of Nick Breen (member of the aforementioned unruly triumverent) to observe the production of terrorist contraband. Unfortunately for Ryan, Nick's door opperated a "little differently" than his own. I guess it makes sence in a sort of a sick way.

Moral: Don't trust Nick Breen.

Scandall in the Shower?

As an example to our neighnors to the north who get little use from such things, Marty Allen, our esteemed president, was making use of the upper-P showers this afternoon. As luck would have it, the shower door was "improved" by the aforementioned terrorists while he was on the other side.

I don't want to talk about the moral of this story.

Happy Birthday!

Even thought his birthday isn't until the 21st, Walt Ogburn took an early birthday present for his good buddies DTSS and Mr. Hale. Oops. Better luck at the peace talks.

Moral of the story: big gifts come in small boxes.

Phone, Frosh!

Upon taking the Cannes phone from Mic Westcoat, Jay Catherwood is killed by a bomb when Mic give him the phone and he pulled it a bit too far away from the wall.

Moral: Don't answer alley phones.

Can I Have a Cookie?

Wren Mintgomery asked someone to bring her box of cookies down to her in the Tech Office. Nick was more than hammpy to provide Wren with her box, slightly altered, of course.

Moral: (Refer to Chornock)

Sleep Depervation

After failing to notice the trigger that Mic strung across his door, Stona Jackson attempted to enter his room anyway. Bye-Bye Stona.

Moral: Terrorists never rest. You shouldn't either. (except in Ph1)

I Found the Bomb!

Hearing a knock on the door, John Chodera opens it to see an item in the hallway wrapped in a blanket with a note "FOR JOHN". Heading off to get someone to check out this "bomb" he fails to notice the tripwire strung across the outside of his door.

Moral: Mic is not stupid.

Fear the Hand

Nathan Flowers-Jacobs was obviously tired out from his ordeal while returning at ~7:40 Sunday evening. The presence of said "unruly triumverant" hanging around Hell should have tipped him off to be more careful with doors. . . frosh.

Moral: (Refer to Wren)

Lock Trap, Chapter N

Remember Nick's lock trap? Vlad Gluzman didn't. Oops.

Moral: Some people define intelligence as the ability to learn from one's errors. The truly bright may, however, learn from the errors of others.

A Wet Frosh is a Happy Frosh!

On Friday, at dinner, Erik Streed was assassinated. Krishna and Roy did most of the setrup: they put two pieces of aluminum foil (seperated by a napkin) on the floor such that when the napkin got wet, contact would be made between the sheets of foil and turn on Krishna's stereo.

They then set the aluminum foil up on the kitchen floor and got Celeste to sit near it, and then throw a roll at Erik so that he would dump her. He did, which set the bomb off.

+10 (style)

Moral: A wet waitOr is NOT a happy waitOr.

Covering the Bases

Yifan Yang should have known better than to leave the Tech Office Trio (Mic, Erik, and Wren) in his room to chat when he went to the library with Adrianne to get a book. Upon returning, Ady closed the door, and set off a bomb left for Yifan by Mic. In the midst of the gloating, Erik asked to borrow Yifan's Probability book. Yifan picked it up for him, didn't notice it was rigged, and found out the hard way that Mic had hedged his bets on this one.

Moral: Don't make fun of people who buy ink by the barrell.

Wake Up, Frosh, Time to Die!

After staying up way too late in the Mac Lab, Rafi Rubin went to ride off on his bike (cleverly rigged, of course), only to discover way too late that Mic had also been up way too late.

Moral: First rule of being a target: inspect all vehicles before use.

Merry Christmas

While opening a musical Christmas card, Amy Peterson and Kjerstin Easton (one right after the other) found a note from Kris explaining that they had found a bomb.

Moral: Don't take gifts from strangers (or innocent looking s'mores)

Thirsty?

After a restful nap in the lounge, Kurt Klein picks up his stuff to leave, which included a rigged can of Mountain Dew, attached to Mic's tripwire bomb.

Moral: Leave your empty Dew cans in the lounge. (Mabey they work like couches in the courtyard!)