Spooned to Death

Rafi "Wash my Scarf" Rubin might have been suspicious when he found Luigi examining the inside of his door (after all his laser pointer was really cool,) so Rafi could sympathize. Luigi and Eric decided to wait a little bit until another opportunity presented itself. Rafi obliged and returned to find spoons falling in his face.

This is the first kill on record for the froshly alley of Hell.

Moral of this story: TFM dishes can kill.

Spooned to Death II

Today I (Eric) must carry the sad and terrible news of the death of Cheryl "I LOVE Sophomore Year" Forest. She was extremely careful--even going to the extreme of changing the combo on her door. She did, however, miss one tiny fact: she forgot to lock the door. While returning to her humble abode, a pair of spoons fell from above striking her dead.

Moral of this story: Watch out for falling stones

Spooned to Death III

Same spoon trap. This time it gets Dave "DTSS" Tytell.

Moral: Kill with the classics

Revenge of the Forks

Kris, Joe, and Cheryl responded to the Cheryl's spooning by forking Garrett Blankenberg.

Moral: Flatware has feelings, too.

Listen to This...

Luigi places a "customized" audio tape in Teodora Beloreshka's tape player. Fortunately, Teo recognizes the possible threat, but Steve Mueller advised her to play it anyway. Duh! Steve is nominated for target for killing her.

Moral: Never trust a CS major.

More Flatware

Todd "Shrike" Schumann was invited to Hell to play video games. Due to the recent events, he was somewhat suspicious. He joined in a game of Heroes II, and so that people would not know his moves, he closed the door. A (not so) mysterious bomb with Todd's name on it went off and yet another kill was chalked up to hell.

Luigi "The Black Spoon" Celano becomes a Master Assassin!

Moral: Don't flick. (U flick U flame U ash)