BLACKER HOUSE ROOM LIST
THIRD TERM 1971-72


LOWER DOCS
48 Helen Wheelock F What we have here
0 Mei-Ling Shek So Is a failure to communicate.
1 Doug McElroy Ay So (to Alverson) "Is Brian good, George?"
2 Eric Wheatley APh S Senior Ditch Day?
3 Mark Pickar F "Grazeem"
4 Tav Heistand Ma S "How would you like to play some poker?"
PUB
5a Roger Lighty Ch/Bi S "Paint the pub!"
5 Dan Packman Ay So "That makes 69 look like child's play!"
6 Lester Buck Ph F "I never thought it was going to come."
7 Bob Plaag Ph J "Girlfriends? Who needs girlfriends? They're a dime a dozen (or so I've heard)."
8 Ray Lem Ma So "What's a weaselberry?"
9 Ralph Zimmerman Eng S "I've never seen it done to completion before."
KREMLIN
10 Mike Yeung Ph S "Princeton who?"
11 Jim Fuhrman Eng S "And I thought the folding machine at the Y was sexy!"
12 Pat Tressel Ph So "If I sit down, will I crack your pillow?"
13 Phyllis Anwyl Bi So "Skiing, anyone?"
14 John Odden F "Borscht"
15 Ron Kinch F Mr. Natural
Dave Smallberg Ma F "Put the greasy stuff on paper."
UPPER P
16 Dave Mulkey Ma F "Physics is to mathematics as mechanical drawing is to art."
Lon Rollinson Eng F "I can't get anywhere with my tongue."
18 Charles Hales Eng F "Stick it out again! Stick it out again!"
20 Greg Nelson Ch So "Lem has the strangest thing."
21 Ron Ayres Ma So "But of course."
VATICAN
22 Eric Ehlers Bi J "That's a long one."
23 Brian Gibson Ph J "You know, if you put your works in a drawer you don't have to look at it."
24 George Alverson Ph J "I think that breast feeding is the way to go."
25 Jerry Navratil Ph J "It's where it's been, not what it's touched."
26 Jim Bonomo Ph J "Janet is all floppy." [Note: Jim and Janet eventually married.]
MAIDENHEAD
Steve Pohorsky F Quick hands on defense.
CANNES
27 Joe Polchinski Ph F "Tell Rothnie I'm going to piss in his mouth."
28 Jim Weatherall Ay F "I've never done it up my nose before!"
29 Bruce Bennett H J (to Harrow) "You play with that thing more than I do."
30 Eric Hansen EE F "Now I'm supposed to ask you how elephants come in quarts, right?"
31 Jeff Harrow APh So "I'll kill the next person I see with a 'Have a Nice Day' button."
32 Bill Zajc Ph F "You haven't smelled anything until you've smelled Polchinski's."
WOMB
36 Pete Smith Ph RA "We'll abide by the Lois Smith convention."
Lois Smith Ch RA "They're not hotpants. They're called shorts. They're what millions have been wearing for generations to play games in."
TUNNEL
37 Roger Greenburg Bi J "Grozhdin"
38 John Gord EE J "He never got it all the way in there."
39 Bruce Mickle Bi F "When are you going to apply the slime coat to it?"
40 Pete Andriola Eng J "George has hairy toes but can't bend down."
41 Jack Welch Ch F "Matzoh-balls? They sound like something to keep your holes from closing up."
42 Ellen Garber Bi F "Frogs are sexier than salamanders any day."
43 Bruce Montgomery ChE So "It's tiring work, being raped."
44 See Young Ma F Good chess player.
45 M.T. Rume Don't you wish you lived in one?
HEAVEN
47 Bryan Jack Ec So "After 30 minutes and God knows how many cycles, I'm finally satisfied."
49 Mary Eichbauer So What can I say?
50 John Allen F "If you help me fix my tailpipe, I'll help you fix yours."
51 Stephanie Charles Ph J (to Alverson) "Why don't you go to bed before I fall asleep?"
HELL
52 Joyce Hsiao Bi So "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech!"
53 Pete Edberg F "The only problem is that you have to stop and change balls."
54 Steve Matthews Bi So "It's a poker thing, isn't it? You put it in the pussy."
55 Cliff Drowley EE F "Nice pull. Now, let's get this thing up."
56 Mary Beth Ogilvie Ph F "Lubgruz."
57 Janet Wainwright Bi So "I know what I'd do with a chicken."
58 Tony Stark Ay F "I've never been able to do it without bending my legs."
59 Bruce Hantover Bi So "I'll see if I can stick in a little firmer."
60 Bruce Reznick Ma J "Come with me. I want to show you my functions."
61 Jeannie Courval Bi So "Have some prune juice. It's good for you."
62 John Robbins Ch F "Mucus."
KITCHEN
Mysterious Stranger (to Rollinson) "Excuse me, I've got a problem; where is JPL?"

Most comments: Jim Weatherall
Most comments to or about: George Alverson
Most random conversation: Steve Matthews: "Is that a hole?"
Bryan Jack: "Yes, that is a hole."
Steve Matthews: "Oh. Well, I'd seen those dark things before, but I didn't know what they were."

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