| BLACKER HOUSE ROOM LIST | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| THIRD TERM 1971-72 |
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| LOWER DOCS | ||||
| 48 | Helen Wheelock | F | What we have here | |
| 0 | Mei-Ling Shek | So | Is a failure to communicate. | |
| 1 | Doug McElroy | Ay | So | (to Alverson) "Is Brian good, George?" |
| 2 | Eric Wheatley | APh | S | Senior Ditch Day? |
| 3 | Mark Pickar | F | "Grazeem" | |
| 4 | Tav Heistand | Ma | S | "How would you like to play some poker?" |
| PUB | ||||
| 5a | Roger Lighty | Ch/Bi | S | "Paint the pub!" |
| 5 | Dan Packman | Ay | So | "That makes 69 look like child's play!" |
| 6 | Lester Buck | Ph | F | "I never thought it was going to come." |
| 7 | Bob Plaag | Ph | J | "Girlfriends? Who needs girlfriends? They're a dime a dozen (or so I've heard)." |
| 8 | Ray Lem | Ma | So | "What's a weaselberry?" |
| 9 | Ralph Zimmerman | Eng | S | "I've never seen it done to completion before." |
| KREMLIN | ||||
| 10 | Mike Yeung | Ph | S | "Princeton who?" |
| 11 | Jim Fuhrman | Eng | S | "And I thought the folding machine at the Y was sexy!" |
| 12 | Pat Tressel | Ph | So | "If I sit down, will I crack your pillow?" |
| 13 | Phyllis Anwyl | Bi | So | "Skiing, anyone?" |
| 14 | John Odden | F | "Borscht" | |
| 15 | Ron Kinch | F | Mr. Natural | |
| Dave Smallberg | Ma | F | "Put the greasy stuff on paper." | |
| UPPER P | ||||
| 16 | Dave Mulkey | Ma | F | "Physics is to mathematics as mechanical drawing is to art." |
| Lon Rollinson | Eng | F | "I can't get anywhere with my tongue." | |
| 18 | Charles Hales | Eng | F | "Stick it out again! Stick it out again!" |
| 20 | Greg Nelson | Ch | So | "Lem has the strangest thing." |
| 21 | Ron Ayres | Ma | So | "But of course." |
| VATICAN | ||||
| 22 | Eric Ehlers | Bi | J | "That's a long one." |
| 23 | Brian Gibson | Ph | J | "You know, if you put your works in a drawer you don't have to look at it." |
| 24 | George Alverson | Ph | J | "I think that breast feeding is the way to go." |
| 25 | Jerry Navratil | Ph | J | "It's where it's been, not what it's touched." |
| 26 | Jim Bonomo | Ph | J | "Janet is all floppy." [Note: Jim and Janet eventually married.] |
| MAIDENHEAD | ||||
| Steve Pohorsky | F | Quick hands on defense. | ||
| CANNES | ||||
| 27 | Joe Polchinski | Ph | F | "Tell Rothnie I'm going to piss in his mouth." |
| 28 | Jim Weatherall | Ay | F | "I've never done it up my nose before!" |
| 29 | Bruce Bennett | H | J | (to Harrow) "You play with that thing more than I do." |
| 30 | Eric Hansen | EE | F | "Now I'm supposed to ask you how elephants come in quarts, right?" |
| 31 | Jeff Harrow | APh | So | "I'll kill the next person I see with a 'Have a Nice Day' button." |
| 32 | Bill Zajc | Ph | F | "You haven't smelled anything until you've smelled Polchinski's." |
| WOMB | ||||
| 36 | Pete Smith | Ph | RA | "We'll abide by the Lois Smith convention." |
| Lois Smith | Ch | RA | "They're not hotpants. They're called shorts. They're what millions have been wearing for generations to play games in." | |
| TUNNEL | ||||
| 37 | Roger Greenburg | Bi | J | "Grozhdin" |
| 38 | John Gord | EE | J | "He never got it all the way in there." |
| 39 | Bruce Mickle | Bi | F | "When are you going to apply the slime coat to it?" |
| 40 | Pete Andriola | Eng | J | "George has hairy toes but can't bend down." |
| 41 | Jack Welch | Ch | F | "Matzoh-balls? They sound like something to keep your holes from closing up." |
| 42 | Ellen Garber | Bi | F | "Frogs are sexier than salamanders any day." |
| 43 | Bruce Montgomery | ChE | So | "It's tiring work, being raped." |
| 44 | See Young | Ma | F | Good chess player. |
| 45 | M.T. Rume | Don't you wish you lived in one? | ||
| HEAVEN | ||||
| 47 | Bryan Jack | Ec | So | "After 30 minutes and God knows how many cycles, I'm finally satisfied." |
| 49 | Mary Eichbauer | So | What can I say? | |
| 50 | John Allen | F | "If you help me fix my tailpipe, I'll help you fix yours." | |
| 51 | Stephanie Charles | Ph | J | (to Alverson) "Why don't you go to bed before I fall asleep?" |
| HELL | ||||
| 52 | Joyce Hsiao | Bi | So | "Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech!" |
| 53 | Pete Edberg | F | "The only problem is that you have to stop and change balls." | |
| 54 | Steve Matthews | Bi | So | "It's a poker thing, isn't it? You put it in the pussy." |
| 55 | Cliff Drowley | EE | F | "Nice pull. Now, let's get this thing up." |
| 56 | Mary Beth Ogilvie | Ph | F | "Lubgruz." |
| 57 | Janet Wainwright | Bi | So | "I know what I'd do with a chicken." |
| 58 | Tony Stark | Ay | F | "I've never been able to do it without bending my legs." |
| 59 | Bruce Hantover | Bi | So | "I'll see if I can stick in a little firmer." |
| 60 | Bruce Reznick | Ma | J | "Come with me. I want to show you my functions." |
| 61 | Jeannie Courval | Bi | So | "Have some prune juice. It's good for you." |
| 62 | John Robbins | Ch | F | "Mucus." |
| KITCHEN | ||||
| Mysterious Stranger | (to Rollinson) "Excuse me, I've got a problem; where is JPL?" | |||
| Most comments: Jim Weatherall | ||||
| Most comments to or about: George Alverson | ||||
| Most random conversation: Steve Matthews: "Is that a hole?" | ||||
| Bryan Jack: "Yes, that is a hole." | ||||
| Steve Matthews: "Oh. Well, I'd seen those dark things before, but I didn't know what they were." | ||||
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