Male Frosh Personal Ads

Received by John Lin, Xmas 1994.
Authors: prob. James Honaker & Ken Walsh

NATE ANAGNOSTOU:

They say geeks get all the girls. I'm as geeky as the next guy. What about me?
SWM18
MIKE DAVIES:

Looking for a lover to move in with so I can move out of the library. Ath.RH
SWM18
TIM HENSON:

Sit on my hand and make pretend you're a muppet.
SWM18
ALEX IHLER:

Winner 22nd annual Jesus Christ Look-Alike Contest. No Rabbis/Romans Need Apply.
JOHN LIN:

Physicist looking for fellow experimenter to solve 2-body degeneracy problem.
SAM18
JON ALLEN:

So I killed my Ex-Wife? Really, I'm a nice guy! If you liked Marty U'll love me!
SWM18
RYAN BACON:

Bacon,Bacon,Bacon! Do U like Bacon? Want 2 found a relationship on BACON. No Vegs
SWM18
DANIEL HENNESSY:

Better than the pianist at Nordstrm. Able 2 leap sml. minuets in a single bound
SWM18
DAVID HILVERT:

Looking 4 someone to ponder lifes LITTLE Probs+Uncertaincies
SWM18
RAVI RAMAMOORTHI:

Too Stupid to cut the price tag off my hat. Do you find this attractive?
SAM18
JESSE ROSENSTOCK:

Great People come from Madison WI. I Promise not 2 join Pce Corp + leave U heartbroken.
BRIAN ROTHSTEIN:

Basoonist seeks compny of fellow orchestra member for little light music.
SWM18
MATT TISCARENO:

All Around nice guy. Not too many of us left.
Fortunately.
SWM18
ROB TRYON:

Shortstop needing practice on plays to third base. Maybe U can help
SWM18
MIKE RHOADS:

Starting my own Religious cult + need female followers with slavelike obednce.
SWM18
SHANE ROSS:

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
:-) :-) :-) All Smiles
SWM18
BRIAN TIEMANN:

Do U feel Jack Handley is God? Do U compulsvly plaster his quotes everywhr. Join me


THANH TRAN:

Are you intrigued by a mystery? No one knows who I am. Maybe U'll be the 1st
SAM18
BEN TURK:

Looking for V.Short grl for comedic value. See me + U'll understnd.
SWM18
DEVON McCLAIN:

Cross between Garison Keilor + the Heighlander. Let me be your "Nemesis"
SWM18
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ROY KOCZELA:



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PETER OAKLEY:

Our school had no elective offices and we had 2 wear plants in our photos
SWM19


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