A lot of these quotes are inside jokes. Don't expect to laugh at all of them.
Date |
Quote |
Who |
| 3/10/99 | "Saying Taine has no ego is like saying Hitler had no ego." | Juan (Taine) |
| 3/17/99 | "There's no fuckin' like fuckin' the dead." | Falcon |
| 4/8/99 | "You will bow to Hades" | Khyron |
| 4/24/99 | "OK... I tumble minimally." | Leon (Streak) |
| 5/8/99 | "Hades has no power over me." | Tony (over whom Hades has much power) |
| 5/15/99 | "Abominations, begone!" | Gabriel |
| 6/17/99 | "You guys are so close... you're like pants and asses" | Emil (Gabriel) |
| 6/24/99 | "Uh... oh... me so Kraggy!" | Kragg (after being raised from the dead by a wish) |
| 7/3/99 | "I awaken, leap up, and yell 'Captain Kangaroo!'" | Leon (Agog) |
| 7/15/99 | "Steamed vegetables for dinner... is that what this is?" | Agog (staring at a recently fireballed mold man) |
| 7/15/99 | "Oh, yeah. She goes for that big dragon-cock, man." | Juan (Taine) |
| 7/22/99 | "The ass is the most sensitive part of a dwarf's body." | Agog |
| 7/29/99 | "I reveal my iron penis and yell 'Blow Me!'" | Leon (Agog... yes, he actually did) |
| 9/7/99 | "That's a nice epithat for the party... 'Killed by a Supply Room'." | Emil (Gabriel) |
| 9/7/99 | "My name's Agog... I mean... A... god. Yeah, A-God!." | Agog (trying to remain incognito) |
| 9/9/99 | "Crotch-Baby!" | Everyone (after being attacked by crotch babies) |
| 9/9/99 | "I'll lubricate my hammer." | Juan (Taine) |
| 9/16/99 | "OK, Natalai. I know what you need... I just can't give it to you." | Gabriel |
| 9/16/99 | "Yeah, we have money up the ass." | Xi'an (who has many things up there) |
| 9/26/99 | "You know, I can kill a lot of people, but I only want to kill one." | Xi'an |
| 9/26/99 | "I'm going to go home for a week to get some 'Quality Time' from the wife." | Emil (Gabriel) |
| 9/26/99 | "And I clean up all the menstrual blood... don't ask me where I got it." | Leon (Agog) |
| 10/11/99 | "Time to irrigate" | Gabriel (pouring a gallon of holy water on Trask's severed head) |
| 10/31/99 | "I am approximately alone." | Kain |
| 10/31/99 | "But it's a significant portion of my hit points." | Schulz (Kain -- whining) |
| 11/21/99 | "Forensics." | Mojo |
| 11/21/99 |
"Let's kill them, and take their stuff." "Shutup, Kain. Yer givin' it away." |
Kain Arson |
| 11/28/99 | "They're not checking necks." | Kain |
| 12/11/99 | "This is not the time to take a vacation... or jerk off... whatever it is you elves do." | Dorgal |
| 12/11/99 | "Pray for Mojo." | Mojo |
| 12/11/99 | "We're not going to get payed, are we?" | Nithrim |
| 1/16/00 | "We shall have a feast in my honor." | Agog |
| 1/23/00 | "Ow. My memories." | Ben (Starron) |
| 1/23/00 | "Hello... farmer." | Natalai (greeting a 100' tall titan) |
| 1/23/00 | "I took six points of time damage." | Hitaine (Nimbus) |
| 1/30/00 | "I'll cast Detect Sarcasm." | Juan (Taine) |
| 1/30/00 | "Are we going to kill this guy? Why are we here?" | Taine (confused, as usual) |
| 1/30/00 | "We came from a faraway land to meet a man named Hoogley-Hoo." | Agog |
| 2/27/00 | "He shows you his dick, and it has tattoos all over it. Then he starts masterbating, and you explode." | Babcock (Natalai) |
| 2/27/00 | "I name this land... Tania!" | Taine |
| 3/5/00 | "Xi'an. Have some tact." | Natalai |
| 3/5/00 | "They've eaten them! Stupid frogs." | Nimbus (referring to Slaadi) |
| 3/19/00 | "Bearface is here? What does he want?" "To die, apparently." |
Natalai Xi'an |
| 3/19/00 | "My army is dead, and the Titans are here." "Alright, Taine. What did you do?" |
Xi'an Starron |
| 3/26/00 | "C'mon, you big, purple, fruity giant." | Taine (to Nimbus) |
| 3/26/00 | "I feel so much like Taine... I'm doing this whole battle on my back." | Ben (Starron) |
| 4/2/00 | "Xi'an's ass is not scryable." | Babcock (Natalai) |
| 4/2/00 | "Too bad you didn't take that Hide in Hell proficiency." | Hitaine (Nimbus) |
| 4/9/00 | "Hey, Taine. Check out that fat thing. No, not Starron; the other fat thing." | Xi'an |
| 4/9/00 | "Your cult is profane." | Agog (to Taine) |
| 4/16/00 | "What do you need all that money for?" "I'll build a castle... in the sky... made out of gold." |
DM Hitaine (Nimbus) |
| 4/30/00 | "Put your special things in your belly button, so they can see the world." | Agog (to Nimbus) |
| 4/30/00 | "Hee-hee. Ishbayul has poor grammar." | Juan (Taine) |
| 5/7/00 | "You see that your God Rod has doubled in size." | DM (to Starron) |
| 5/7/00 | "The rest of the dungeon is very... mungy..." | DM |
| 5/21/00 | "I'm going to so enjoy eating his heart." | Juan (Taine) |
| 5/21/00 | "Come, child." "This is rather demeaning." |
Taine (to Natalai) Natalai |
| constant | "Speculation Mode!" | Leon (Agog) |