Alex (drummer). Alex is really an innocent bystander in all this "sexhamster" nonsense. He made his big mistake when he started doing homework sets with Ruihamster. Rui and Clara needed a drummer, and Rui knew that Alex had been learning to play the drums, so she dragged him to practice and forced him to join in the depraved sexhamster musical experience.

Alex's preferred music includes bands like Phish, the Flaming Lips, Ween, and other respectable bands. He never imagined he'd end up drumming for the likes of us.

Alex is descended from a long line of hamster ranchers sporting such strains as the Blue Siberian and the Panda.