Connie's got a yeast infection

 vs:
i saw her look in my direction
i could hardly hide my huge erection
but i know i should've used protection
'cause connie's got a yeast infection

vs:
i drove her our to see the stars
i bought her sweet sweet candy bars
i didn't think i'd get this far
but now i'm covered in discharge

ch:
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
oi! oi! oi! a YEAST INFECTION!

vs:
she's got a funny sexy head
i couldn't wait to get in bed
it would be ok if she had bled
but now my DICK it smells like bread

ch:
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
oi! oi! oi! a YEAST INFECTION!

vs:
i must admit it was a blast
but she needs to see a doctor fast
next time this SHIT comes to pass
i'm gonna stick it up her ASS

ch:
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
connie's got a YEAST INFECTION!
oi! oi! oi! a YEAST INFECTION!