Bad Handjob Girl 

I knew a girl
She gave bad HANDJOBS to everyone in the world
She lived on my street
And after church every week
She'd stand in the doorway watchin' people go by
We'd wave and say hi

Chorus:
Lucite heels and automobiles
Pounding the pavement with 2 tons of steel
Automatic sprinklers in the heat of the day
She's gettin' on her knees and she starts to pray

I hear the hail marys and it's FUCKING loud
Coming through the curtains from her overworked mouth
She's got enough words to break your heart
She's got self-pity down to an art

And what I really want to know is
Why you never think to go
This backwater town just swallows it up
When you see the local SLUT in a pickup truck

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Chorus:
Lucite heels and automobiles
Pounding the pavement with 2 tons of steel
Automatic sprinklers in the heat of the day
She's movin' to the window and she starts to say

I'm gonna sell this house and move back east
Call up an old boyfriend and admit defeat
Sorry about leaving you in the dust
I was young and I was pretty FUCKED up

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