He's our manager, he's a great guy
But he's been leading a double life
By day he's very analytical
But at night he's a SEXUAL ANIMAL!
He met her at a party in the Hollywood hills
She was five foot six and dressed to kill
She whispered in his ear "I love you baby,
Let's go upstairs and you can take me"

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Jamal, why'd you sleep with Mariah Carey?
Jamal, she gave you an STD!
Jamal, I know your PENIS is inflammatory
But please leave the car if you have to pee

She promised him a share of all her wealth
and "we'll do something 'bout that declining health"
But it's been months and she hasn't called
Now Jamal thinks it's all his fault
He had so much potential as our manager
He had nothing but love for sexhamster
But now there is nothing he can do
Girls are mean, and that's the truth

Jamal, why'd you sleep with Mariah Carey?
Jamal, she gave you an STD!
Jamal, I know your PENIS is inflammatory
But please leave the car if you have to pee

Jamal's time on this earth is short
But before we leave I'd like to report
He left us with these words of advice
Words to live by for the rest of your life
"I don't know where to begin
But I blame my troubles on all you women
I should have stuck with tonic & gin
I know I should've died a VIRGIN."

Jamal, why'd you sleep with Mariah Carey?
Jamal, she gave you an STD!
Jamal, I know your PENIS is inflammatory
But please leave the car if you are deceased