MR TICKLES IS GOING TO DIE

I walked into the room one day
to find Dinkar with blood on his face
Mr. Tickles was dead on the floor
His body covered with bloody gore 

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Dinkar smashed my gerbil down
From six feet off the ground
Mr. Tickles is bleeding inside
Mr. Tickles is gonna die!

I knelt next to his bleeding form
His pulse was weak and his body warm
I could tell my gerbil had fell
And that Dinkar was going to HELL!

I soon found out that it was much worse
Dinkar had been trying to play nurse
He had on heels and a little hat
How could my gerbil have come to that? 

"I kicked Dinkar in the head
Then I made him put Mr. Tickles to rest
Mr. Tickles was now quite stiff
I said Dinkar, don't even think about it!'"