Sexhamster 

Who's that hamster dressed in drag
With a twelve inch DILDO strapped to its back?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
Who can make all the mothers scream
And the twelve year old girls start to cream?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
Whose BALLS are so swollen and round
He drags them behind him on the ground?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!

chorus:
If you're on a date, and you just can't wait
To get back home, and be all alone
Or you're a big fat dork and you dropped your fork
Down the front of your pants
Pop in our tape, and it won't be late
Before someone starts SCREAMING
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY HOUSE!

How much are you willing to give
to pay to see alex lippert strip?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
how many times should i spike your beer
to get a blow job around here?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
how many roads must a man walk down
before you call him a man?
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!

chorus:
If you're out on a date, and you find you're late
For an appointment at ten with the priest again
Or there's a body in the trunk, and you're way too drunk
To get on the freeway
Sit back and relax, and smoke some hash
And just start SCREAMING
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
SEXHAMSTER!
I'M GONNA BUGGER YER MUM!