god, i hate you skinny-calved girls

God, I hate you skinny-calved girls
your skinny calves make me want to hurl
with your sweater tied behind your back
i hope you choke on a FUCKING thumbtack!

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i bet you smoke a lot of CRACK
and your mom is always getting jacked
and when your set is finished and done
i hope you turn around and run
god i hate you skinny-calved girls!

but just don't try to run too fast
your legs will hardly carry you past
before i pop your kneecap open
and then your legs will be half broken

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i'll make you scream so FUCKING loud
you'll make ms nancy kerrigan proud
bring it on i ain't scared
you can hide behind your band - i think that's fair

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i've seen you bat your long eyelashes
your eyes they sparkle and your smile it flashes
and if you break our drummer's heart
we'll drag you from the back of our car