The Left
Recruited by Mr. Luke Weisman, the group of Darb engineers, among whom some former refugees from Ricketts, worked on the Cannon and successfully calibrated it. At the same time, the intelligence arm of the Dabnicorp also surveyed the geography of their rival.
Wartime liaisons from Ricketts tested the Cannon to assess its power as the Darbs invited them to consider the possible option of surrendering to Dabney House.
Gen. Callahan and her soldiers also distributed propaganda leaflets to the Moles in Heaven and decorated the Alley according to the taste of the Darbs. She also clarified that the territory is now Dabney proper, but the residents remain foreign. However, they are welcomed to apply for Darbship through the usual process.
Some Moles, after the Annexation Force left the Alley, claimed that "the Darbs didn't take over Heaven". Some militant Darbs considered this kind of response as proof that actual Dabney settlement is needed in the newly-occupied zone.
We, the representatives of Dabney's great culture, do on this the 25th of October, 1996, annex Heaven as a buffer zone between Blacker and Dabney. This new requirement is due to the recent threats of arson and other agressive behavior that various Moles have made towards Dabney. As the smallest house, Dabney needs a buffer zone to protect its inhabitiants from the vile transgressions of Scurvdom. Heaven will remain a de-militarized zone until the conflict with Ricketts has been resolved, unless the inhabitants of Heaven choose to secede and remain a part of Dabney House.
Under the present government, those living in Heaven will no longer be allowed to pass freely between Heaven and Hell. Any wishing access to or from Heaven must pass through Dabney or proceed downstairs through Tunnel. Missionaries will be sent to Heaven to convert the heathens from the Church of the House of Blacker. The occupants of Heaven will then be deemed Darbs. The new members of Dabney must recognize our three rules:
Furthermore, the inhabitants of Heaven will have unlimited access to Dabney facilities such as the Dabney Library and the Dabney Lounge. It is expected that the above mentioned people will eat at Dabney dinner (6:30PM, 6:00PM on Fridays) and they may participate in Dabney events. New Darbs from Blacker will not be taxed! (What a deal!) Should any choose to secede voluntarily from Blacker and join the true cause, they shall receive full voting priveleges. Should the entire alley choose to secede, we will welcome them with open arms.
We hope that all of you will embrace the true beliefs of Dabney, the House of Love. You are welcome to join us for the Tie-Dye Party tomorrow to create your own appropriate Darb-wear. In addition, Dabneywear is now available for purchase. Thank you for your cooperation.
Peace, Love, and Dabney House
(Signatures)
The favorite software of the frequents of the new training facility is "Tekken2", a martial art simulation program.
Observers say that this new piece of equipment is equivalent, if not superior, to any other facility of its kind on campus. With the recent militant atmosphere in Dabney, this addition may prove to be a boost in the military strength of the House of Peace.
The platform of the organization states, "we recognize the permanant cause of the House for the realization of Peace and Love on Earth, but considering the status quo, we are not allowed to stay weak, for weakness leads us only to be peaceful slaves of the loveless enemy, and only with strength can we maintain the Peace and Love on Earth."
The Militant Left thus suggests a temporary emphasis on military exercise and development of weaponry in order to achieve the permanant goal of the House of Love and Peace.
The Heaven Annexation Force hoped that the residents of the newly-integrated alley of Heaven will participate in the Tie-Dye Party and acquire appropriate Darbwear to help boost their identity as Darbs.
This appears to be the most recent in a row of incidents of the misinformation project of the Scurvdom, the most significant being the Tuesday Tie-Pot Incident which was solely and completely masterminded by the Ricketts authority (probably the Ministry of Truth and the Ministry of Peace), in the hope that the population on campus would be misinformed and consider these incidents as assaults from Dabney House.
The spokesperson of the Militant Left of Dabney House clarifies that Dabney House had nothing to do with these two incidents, and urges the Ricketts authority to reconsider the policy since "people know what the Truth is, and we will try our best to reveal the Truth."
The signs that were left there said "Highway 7", "Moles At Work", "Blacker Construction Company -- Changing the world to our needs" [paraphrased], clearly indicating the Blacker attempt to create a highway in Dabney's peaceful rural country of Alley 7.
Local resident Mr. Rafed Amin Al-Huq described the incident as "the silly thing that happened last night". He said that the peace-loving inhabitants were "woke up by the Moles". Apparently, the construction workers from Blacker disrupted the original serenity of the countryside. The attempt was halted, and the construction site was destroyed by local residents.
The Militant Left of Dabney expressed serious concern on this matter and reiterated their policy that "any attempt to create foreign structure within Dabney House's territory, including Heaven, should be considered violation of the sovereignty of Dabney House."