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It's Tux the penguin! I have quite a few tuxes ranging from TinyTux who is no bigger than a finger to BigTux who is about 2.5 feet tall. Unfortunently some people like to kidnap them. To this end we have been developing powerful anti-tux-kidnapping equipment which may soon be deployed in your part of the universe.