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Welcome to the second incarnation of my personal web space.
The first was written about two years ago and hasn't changed much since.
Here we go again...

Recent Thoughts

My years at this illustrious institution are finally drawing to a close. Hallelujah.
Upon reflection, the past four years have been both the best and the worst years of my life. They have been the best, for I have found friends and encountered people I would never have met anywhere else, found introspection, discipline, and a lifelong companion. They have been the worst, for I have become disillusioned with my original goals, experienced stress and depression the likes of which I have never seen, and have abandoned those things which had previously given me so much joy. I wish I could say that I will look back on my years at Caltech nostagically, even fondly, but I won't.

The best it yet to come.

Though I'm no longer looking for a job, here's my resume.
I occasionally think I'm funny.
I love snakes
Sometimes I do work

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