CREDITS
(Where they're due)
[(And some where they're not)]

Authors: Jon Monten
Dan Murphy
Tom Pfeiffer
Nat Loh
Jen Perunko
Special Guest Editor: Dan Murphy
Idiot Who Wasted Hours
and Hours of His Time
Typing All This:
Dan Murphy
Person Who Just Feels
Like Giving Himself
Another Credit:
Dan Murphy
Mad-Bad-Vlad-Wearing-Plaid: Brian Maloney
Japanese Exchange Students: Themselves
Large Intergalactic Llamas: Themselves
All Other Animals From: Nat's Basement
Special Effects Furnished by: Interstellar Explosions R Us
Weapons and Safety Goggles
Supplied by:
Ace Hardware

Brought to you by the number 3.14159265358979323846264338328..., the letter "Æ" the word "Eeeickythump," and the sentence, "What do you want, you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings?!"

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