| Let, me begin by stressing the fact that I am not gay. I have never been. Never considered it. I am very much not gay. There, that should resolve it all. |  |
| I am not gay, I am however, thin, single, and
neat. Sometimes when someone is thin, single, and neat, people assume they
are gay because that is the stereotype. You normally don't think of gay
people as fat, sloppy, and married. Although I'm sure some are -- I don't
want to perpetuate a stereotype -- but they're probably in the minority
in the gay community. They're probably discriminated against because of
that. People say to them, "You know, Joe, I enjoy being gay with you,
but I think it's about time you got in shape, tucked your shirt in and
lost the wife."
But if people are going to assume that people who are neat are gay, maybe instead of making that little tilting hand gesture and saying, "You know I think Joe might be a little ... well, you know ..." They should mime vacuuming, "You know I think Joe might be a little ... vrrrm." "Yeah, I had a feeling he was a little vrrrm." -Seinfeld |
| Let, me begin by stressing the fact that I am not gay. I have never been. Never considered it. I am very much not gay. There, that should resolve it all. | |