| Author | Document | Time written | Degree of Shame | Embarassing Quote | |
| Afie Abidi | Book Report | 12th grade | moderate | "This contradicts the idea that the present Irish beliefs were actually developed during the past two centuries, influenced by oppression and all that bad stuff." | |
| Jay Catherwood | A Parody | 11th grade | ??? | "Once upon a midday glaring, While I pondered, hardly caring, / Over many a dense and repetitive volume of forgotten math..." | |
| Sam Williams | Epistemology | Fall 1999 | low | "A man with ten billion hairs is hairy." | |
| Afie Abidi | Oedipus Complex | 12th grade | moderate | "It also seemed, just by leafing through the pages of the book, that the amount of profanity contained in the book was minimal. Unfortunately, this book has a lot to do with sex." | |
| Afie Abidi | The Odyssey | 10th grade | high | "Odysseus, and his cunning self thought of a plan... / Then under the sheep would hide this man..." | |