The Bazooka Joe Fortunes

  1. A penny saved makes cents.
  2. A penny for thoughts, but I expect change.
  3. You can make it happen.
  4. You're the top of everybody's list.
  5. The early bird gets the worm, some reward!
  6. Bazooka Joe wants you to be in his company.
  7. Your success is only limited by your desire.
  8. Before you say it or do it, think it!
  9. Your homework is like a juicy steak - Rarely done!
  10. Let nature take its course and hope it passes.
  11. To err is human. So, what's your excuse!
  12. Don't jump to conclusions - You may fall flat on your face.
  13. Mary had a little lamb...and a side order of fries.
  14. Nobody does it better than you.
  15. You can count on others, but it's better to use your own fingers and toes.
  16. Row, row, row your boat - or, buy an outboard motor.
  17. Today is your lucky day. Go for it!
  18. You could be an astronaut someday. Your teacher says all you do in class is take up space.
  19. If your mom says no, there's always dad.
  20. There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
  21. Patience is a virtue. Seersucker is a fabric.
  22. Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
  23. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Make it count.
  24. Beware of falling objects - like your grades.
  25. It's time to make an important change. Start with your socks.
  26. Money is the root of all evil. Who wants to be good, anyway?
  27. You are a very responsible person. When something goes wrong, people always think you're responsible.
  28. If you don't play by the rules, don't complain if you lose.
  29. He who eats ice cream in a car is a sundae driver.
  30. Don't carry grudges - they can weigh you down.
  31. Find yourself. Play hind-and-go-seek alone.
  32. Someday you will be Miss America. A good fortune if you're a girl. A bad one if you're a guy.
  33. Bazooka Joe says, "Don't let anyone burst your bubble".
  34. If you take courses at mountain-top schools, your grades will always be above C-level.
  35. He who laughs last obviously didn't get the joke.
  36. If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong.
  37. Never compromise your dreams.
  38. Don't fish for compliments. People might think you're shellfish.
  39. You're headed for the most excellent day ever.
  40. Smoking is like dieting - the more you do it, the more you lose.
  41. Whoever said "words cannot hurt me" never got hit in the head with a dictionary!
  42. Never underestimate the power of positive thinking.
  43. If you don't have anything good to say about someone, you're not thinking hard enough.
  44. So, what are you waiting for?
  45. Smiles are free. Don't save them.
  46. You'll experience deja vu. You'll experience deja vu.
  47. Be yourself. It's who you do best.
  48. Making friends is easy. Just use pure ingredients.
  49. Life is like film - it will develop only if you take your best shot.

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