Quotes and Jokes

• Session 2:
  • "Yeah, he can send him an email. Uh, when I say email, I mean equestrian mail!" - Emil
  • "I cast Expeditious Retreat!" - Ben at the beginning of every battle
  • "Uuuh... I don't wanna go up THERE." - Kapsum
  • "You bastaaaard!" - Thorek to unknown azrac
• Session 4:
  • "Why did they banish Bane? Why didn't they just kill him?" - Tazim
  • "Ya wanna goblin? Go get one." - Mantum
  • "...But when the goblins kill you, your stuff will be safe with the elves." - Jason
• Session 5:
  • "I thought we go Hitler, uuuh..., healer." - Mantum
  • "Milo go play with Milo." -Mantum
  • "Skinny man come with Mantum." - Mantum dragging traitor Rashid
  • "Sometimes you have to use your intelligence rather than the rules." - Jason to Robert
  • "Don't be so greedy!!" - Guillaume to Robert
  • "I am fucking the beetle up!" - Kapsum brandishing his staff
• Session 6:
  • "I thought you had good business sense. Apparently, I was wrong!" - Thorek slapping traitor Rashid around
  • "Ok, whatcha got?" - Elia to Kapsum offering magical items
  • "Milo Fumblebump" - Elia
  • "Which one is the one whose nuts I got on fire?" - Maya
  • "You are grabbing me where?" - Maya to Jason
  • "What the Fekhlar are you doing travelling with these Hom?" - frostling evil priest to frostling Thorek
  • "You should learn!" - Kapsum instructing Milo in the intricacies of prudent strategy
  • "Milo is like those little pissed-off chihuahuas." - Maya
  • "I have not spent seven years in California; I have spent seven years in a Californian monastery!" - Emil on his social skills and Caltech experience
  • "Milo is fucked." - Guillaume on Milo's being held and turned into pincushion by sadistic duergar crossbowmen and wicked priest
  • "We should go back and check." - Milo having woken up among friends after the duergar fiasco
  • "What does that mean?" - Elia aloud to Mantum signalling silently
  • • "Who's Krolm?" - Elia
    • "Krolm everything" - Mantum
    • "Milo is Krolm too!" - Milo
  • "Crack those bitches open!" - sensitive Jason
  • "So, what are the three abilities that you would like your bear to have?" - absent-minded Jason to Maya who just had her bear killed by the party
• Session 7:
  • "You can lock the gate from their side to stop them from getting here." - helpful Kapsum to Milo
  • "What happened to that frostling who got impatient?" - Milo to Thorek
  • "You think he can be killed? Foolish mortal!" - Emil to Guillaume
  • • "Should we crash through?" - Thorek to party
    • "You first!" - Milo
  • "'Fumlberump' as in 'fall on his ass'" - Guillaume
  • "Crumbledump" - Ben
  • "The frostling cannonball" - Emil in reference to Thorek's new-found propensity for ramming doors open
• Session 8:
  • "Blood for the Blood God!" - virtually every Khorne berzerker
  • "Two daemon necks, four great swords, and one ass-kisser." - Mantum
  • "Khorne wants your blood, heathen!" - khornate priest to Mantum
  • "This should prove Milo's worth in combat!" - Milo after striking down yet another Mr Pink
• Session 9:
  • • "We go forward. No need to kill those in towers." - Mantum
    • "Eeee, but you promiiiised..." - Milo
  • • "How do we distinguish between the two guys with sticks?" - Emil
    • "By the length of the stick..." - Rickie
  • "I actually liked this shirt." - Valense sprayed with an enemy's brains, courtesy of Mantum
• Session 10:
  • "He left? And I had such great plans for him..." - hasted Thorek about a fleeing evil cleric
  • "Frostling, go get him!" - Mantum sicks fire-sensitive Thorek upon immolating greater daemon
  • "Milo the Decapitator" - Emil after yet another one of Milo's lethal sneak attacks upon a chaos knight twice Milo's size
  • • "Heeelp! Heeelp! I am dying!" - Rickie to Jason
    • "Well, it is the choice between one single halfling dying and the world dying. There is no debate in Mantum's mind" - Jason
  • "Aaargh! I wanna fuckin'..." - Mantum finds himself out of words to express his wrath against Barr the Bloodthirster, Greater Daemon of Khorne

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