Quotes and Jokes
- Session 2:
- "Yeah, he can send him an email. Uh, when I say email, I mean
equestrian mail!" - Emil
- "I cast Expeditious Retreat!" - Ben at the beginning of every
battle
- "Uuuh... I don't wanna go up THERE." - Kapsum
- "You bastaaaard!" - Thorek to unknown azrac
- Session 4:
- "Why did they banish Bane? Why didn't they just kill him?" - Tazim
- "Ya wanna goblin? Go get one." - Mantum
- "...But when the goblins kill you, your stuff will be safe with the
elves." - Jason
- Session 5:
- "I thought we go Hitler, uuuh..., healer." - Mantum
- "Milo go play with Milo." -Mantum
- "Skinny man come with Mantum." - Mantum dragging traitor Rashid
- "Sometimes you have to use your intelligence rather than the rules."
- Jason to Robert
- "Don't be so greedy!!" - Guillaume to Robert
- "I am fucking the beetle up!" - Kapsum brandishing his staff
- Session 6:
- "I thought you had good business sense. Apparently, I was wrong!" -
Thorek slapping traitor Rashid around
- "Ok, whatcha got?" - Elia to Kapsum offering magical items
- "Milo Fumblebump" - Elia
- "Which one is the one whose nuts I got on fire?" - Maya
- "You are grabbing me where?" - Maya to Jason
- "What the Fekhlar are you doing travelling with these Hom?" -
frostling evil priest to frostling Thorek
- "You should learn!" - Kapsum instructing Milo in the intricacies of
prudent strategy
- "Milo is like those little pissed-off chihuahuas." - Maya
- "I have not spent seven years in California; I have spent seven
years in a Californian monastery!" - Emil on his social skills
and Caltech experience
- "Milo is fucked." - Guillaume on Milo's being held and turned into
pincushion by sadistic duergar crossbowmen and wicked priest
- "We should go back and check." - Milo having woken up among friends
after the duergar fiasco
- "What does that mean?" - Elia aloud to Mantum signalling
silently
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- "Who's Krolm?" - Elia
- "Krolm everything" - Mantum
- "Milo is Krolm too!" - Milo
- "Crack those bitches open!" - sensitive Jason
- "So, what are the three abilities that you would like your bear to
have?" - absent-minded Jason to Maya who just had her bear killed
by the party
- Session 7:
- "You can lock the gate from their side to stop them from
getting here." - helpful Kapsum to Milo
- "What happened to that frostling who got impatient?" - Milo to
Thorek
- "You think he can be killed? Foolish mortal!" - Emil to
Guillaume
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- "Should we crash through?" - Thorek to party
- "You first!" - Milo
- "'Fumlberump' as in 'fall on his ass'" - Guillaume
- "Crumbledump" - Ben
- "The frostling cannonball" - Emil in reference to Thorek's new-found
propensity for ramming doors open
- Session 8:
- "Blood for the Blood God!" - virtually every Khorne berzerker
- "Two daemon necks, four great swords, and one ass-kisser." -
Mantum
- "Khorne wants your blood, heathen!" - khornate priest to Mantum
- "This should prove Milo's worth in combat!" - Milo after
striking down yet another Mr Pink
- Session 9:
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- "We go forward. No need to kill those in towers." - Mantum
- "Eeee, but you promiiiised..." - Milo
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- "How do we distinguish between the two guys with sticks?" -
Emil
- "By the length of the stick..." - Rickie
- "I actually liked this shirt." - Valense sprayed with an enemy's
brains, courtesy of Mantum
- Session 10:
- "He left? And I had such great plans for him..." - hasted Thorek
about a fleeing evil cleric
- "Frostling, go get him!" - Mantum sicks fire-sensitive Thorek
upon immolating greater daemon
- "Milo the Decapitator" - Emil after yet another one of Milo's
lethal sneak attacks upon a chaos knight twice Milo's size
- "Heeelp! Heeelp! I am dying!" - Rickie to Jason
- "Well, it is the choice between one single halfling dying
and the world dying. There is no debate in Mantum's
mind" - Jason
- "Aaargh! I wanna fuckin'..." - Mantum finds himself out
of words to express his wrath against Barr the
Bloodthirster, Greater Daemon of Khorne
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