Welcome to Own Private Hell
This is Own Private Hell, the least cool non-alley in Blacker Hovse.
So what is WORSE than Hell?
Own Private Hell
Own Private Hell is Room 15, the smallest double on campus. And Room 15 is one of the only two places worse than Hell. Which is the absolute worst? Both Room 15 and the Triple are miserably cramped. The Triple has the sleeping porch, the kitchen, the library, and a community of other frosh. Room 15 has one fewer roommate and easy access to lots of ice. You decide which is better.
If you aren't sure that you're in Own Private Hell, these questions will clear things up:
Is there absolutely nothing on the walls?
If any of these answers were yes, you're probably in Avery.
There is no escape. Enjoy your stay.
Is your floorspace less than five feet wide?
Are you completely isolated from the rest of your Hovse?
Did you get "The Shaft" at roompick?
Is peeling paint off the walls more excitement than your alley can handle?
Did it take you half a term to learn to recognize anyone else in your alley?
Do you not really live in any alley at all?
Are you
But it's also possible that you're in Own Private Hell.
Apologies to Pino for stealing the flame graphic and page design.