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There aren't too many people I spend more time with than this guy. A recent addition to Fleming Hovse, Craig is a completely insane individual who plays soccer, ultimate and racquetball with unrivaled passion. It seems he has almost none left for his classes. Craig is a crazed goalie who looks like he should be an ROTC marine, but don't let the buzz-cut fool you. Craig's a great guy to hang with, unless he lands on you jumping for a ball or a disc. I speak from experience.
Craig shares my bizarre sense of humor, and we have a lot of fun together - ask about "the stock market" if you get a chance. Recently Craig has had some trouble finding direction in his life, but he seems to be enjoying the ride. Trips to the poker tables at Commerce have become commonplace for him. Among his other passions are bridge, chess (along with backgammon, to a lesser extent), and - the list would hardly be complete without it - Mario Kart. Go monkey!
Strikers and poker novices should fear this guy. Otherwise, you're lucky if you've made his acquaintance - keep your eyes open in Old Pas and you'll be likely to see him flaming the main with the top down.