Hath har! You must be my guest. Let me introduce myself: My name's Agog Ugthuk Udun. Hey, don't laugh! It be a proper dwarven name! Let's see. Hmm. I'm no good with guests, so please bear with me. Aha! Tell you what, let's go to a local tavern and have a few brews, then I'll tell you more about myself and my adventures!

After a few brews and one too many wench jokes...