Hovse Quotes
All the poison is coming out of my urine.
-Stephen
Yeah, 'cause I'm the expert on dog dicks
-Keith
My tit for [Andrew's] tat
-Cyn
I've got a bone in my pocket
-Jaime
It's not a top-bottom issue. It's a length issue.
-Andrew
Let's all go piss in the ocean
-Andrew
If it wasn't for testosterone, I wouldn't do anything.
-Keith
There are enough nipples for everyone.
-Lexi
There's a lot of Tang in Hong Kong
-Juman
I've had penal in and out of that spot for a while now.
-Keith
I think I'll hold onto my wood.
-Andrew (addressing his wife)
I'm all aloe'd up. I'm ready for bed.
-Andrew
Philosophy
Because I want to force some good cheer through your clogged arteries and into your cranky heart.
-Kitty (on That 70's Show)
You know what we should do? We should make cheeseburgers.
-Jaime (right after hearing the previous quote)
No one ever said love was safe
The wisest thing I've ever said, though that might just be because I finally got my sunrise
For such a wanker you have amazing S.R.H.
-Kat (About me. I had to ask what both a wanker and S.R.H. were :)
I think your mother was right. I think "Frankenstein" ought to be
required reading for all scientists.
-Dr. Charles Forbin (Colosus: The Forbin Project)
You cannot quit in absentia
-Ed Rowe (Andy's ex-boss at Adobe)
If I ain't drinkin', you ain't shoppin'
-Dwarf from Dungeons & Dragons
What we're going to do is to learn to hide our emotions with math problems
-Mr. Mackey (South Park)
Uh, didju try reboo?
-Juman
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
-Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Tip:
Prolong graduation as long as possible -- the real world sucks, and Tech
is a blissful oasis of paradise. Failure to take Ch 3a is an easy way to
avoid your diploma. Besides, who wants to take Ch 3a?
-Output from UGCS fortune
Nobody writes jokes in base 13
-Douglas Adams
There is no 'patch' for stupidity
-SQlSecurity.com
You can't selectively breed out stupidity because stupidity gets you laid.
-Tag
Deke knew, suddenly and absolutely, that if he didn't have bacon, this man would kill him.
-Dreamcatcher (Stephen King)
I've taken the liberty of fertelizing your caviar.
-Dr. Zoidberg (Futurama - Where the Buggalo Roam)
To me, fat guys are the chirping canary in the mineshaft of democracy
-Dennis Miller (Rawfeed)
One must choose in life between boredom and suffering
-Madame De Stael
Even a dog learns when you kick it
-Tolles
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
-Jaime
All copy-protections can be hacked, but if (we) give people what they are asking for in terms of value, they won't go out and steal it. It's called trusting the consumer
-BMG Spokesman (on new CD's with a DRM'ed data track)
I need the same kind of skill [that you use to play Super Monkey Ball]
to go into a body and sew two pieces of intestine together.
-Suregeon Dr. James "Butch" Rosser
Random Thoughts
Why are taking a shit and giving a shit not complementary actions?
-July 31, 2003
