Come one, come all!!! Welcome to my new and (marginally) improved homepage. My name is Frederic Caldwell and I will be your host here. There still isn't a whole lot to it right now but it'll have to do for now. What, with the latest monkey shipment coming in and all, who's got the time to putz around with a homepage.

Anyhow, if you want to pretend to care you can look at a little info about me.

Of course, all of that is just personal info, nothing particularly relevant to the real world, just stuff about this place I've spent my formative years at... a place called ...

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Here's a copy of my résumé! Can't you just feel the intensity!?!

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