As I grew to adulthood, my parents soon realized that they could no longer continue to feed and clothe me without selling one of the other children, so in an effort to preserve the harmony of the clan I moved to the desert wilderness of Pasadena, California. There I was subjected to a smattering of strange tests and introduced to a variety of colorful people. Amidst a blur of dazzling intellect, I managed to obtain for myself a bachelor's degree from the California Institute of Technology.
I now reside in Sunnyvale, a charming seaside resort in the quiet fishing region below San Francisco, commonly referred to as the "South Bay."
In my spare time I dabble in language study. My chosen subjects are German, Japanese, and Mandarin.
Now you know more about me than my own mother. Please do not tell her, for this would surely break her heart.