Date: Mon, 21 Apr 1997 00:33:00 EDT
From: Xiaoke Wang <jwang@mit.edu>
To: Walt Ogburn <reuben@cco.caltech.edu>
Subject: Re: Yoda 

hey Walt:

	How is caltech!   MIT sucks, I realized that long times ago!  we have
a common saying IHTFP.  If you ask what it means, most MIT people will tell
you "I Have Truly Found Paradise", "I Help Tutor Freshmen Physics", 
"Incredibly Hard ToFu Paddies", "It Hard To Fondle Penguins". But if you ask
what it really, truly, sincerely^infinity means, they will tell you 
"I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!!!!!!!"  I couldn't tell anybody else cause they
won't understand the deeper truth of it.  But I am sure you fully comprehend
what it really means!!  My roommate wants me to tell you that we don't have
CASTLE for dorms!!!  We live in superheated mud (commonly called bricks) house!
You are really lucky.
 
	You asked me if I am insane!  I have asked myself that question many
times.  My roommate often offers to write a computer program to determine that!
You will have to wait until the result comes out.  Wait, it came out and it
says "$&%*^%#$&F^%$)()$%#*e".  My roommate offers to write another page of
code to decipher it.  I believe it's suppose to be recursive, so it might
take infinite time!!  Does that answer your question. Oh, by the way I can't 
write anymore, you might have noticed, MIT brainwash all your Kommunication 
skills.

	It's getting warmer at Boston.  I never saw Chris Lowell down at
Hahvahd.  But I heard they have no workload and get all As because the grades
are inflated. MIT feed us prison food. except we pay exorbant amount of money.
while the food company volunteer to feed the prison the same food for FREE!!!
I wish these were as good as beans.   
							Jack