Walt's Page of Unflattering Pictures
This one inexplicably appeared on the white board outside my door one day.
Rumor has it that my main (and, most likely, only) superpower is a very thick
skull. Doh!
Several terrorist groups, most notably Dan Hennessy, have since claimed
responsibility for the work.
Certifiably the World's Worst Student ID. Note the dorky grin (of course,
that's my own fault), the closed eyes, and the light reflecting quite visibly
off one of my braces. Although this isn't quite so visible, the card wasn't
laminated properly, so that water eventually got in. Yes, that green stuff in
the corner really is mold.
What I look like in a bow tie, with well-brushed hair, and a not-quite-so-doofy
smile. Make of it what you will.
Me, diving off the mantle. What i'm diving onto, you can't tell.
But don't wurrie, I styl Oh Kay.
Surely you've read "Where the Wild Things Are." Well, I'm the real
Max. Grrrr!
This is my real hair.
It's a fun toy.
Look at the pictures, copy them, give them to your friends, display them on billboards if I ever run for elective office.
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Surely you've read "Where the Wild Things Are." Well, I'm the real
Max. Grrrr!
This is my real hair.
It's a fun toy.