Quotes for SSP 95

Quotes for SSP 95
Compiled by several people and retained by Henry

"What's up bro?" -Neil [Ed. Neil comments that "bro" should instead be spelled "bra"]
"I am not a fast girl." -Aditi
"ĄQue te calles el oseco!" -Ed
"...oh...shut up!!" -Jeff
"Dr. _____, I have a question..." -Marie
"ZZZZ..." -Albert
"Mr. Mad Scientist Man, you are sooo awesome. Can I serve you?" -Megan
"Marie, are you ever going to let me guide?" -Henry
"Oh man." -Alberto
"Back off, Henry! Peter is mine." -Adama
"Ooooh my god..." -Tania
"We do too have fresh fruit in Connecticut!" -Jenny
"Good job, number one." -Paul
"Sorry, I can't help you throw Albert into the water because he's on my team." -Greg
"So, did you kiss him?" -Pia
"My minions will CRUSH you, humans!" -Stas (the Bugmaster)
"Hey, I am not John Lennon." -Riki
"Yes, I met that Captain Kirk buy, but he was rude so I threw away his autograph." -Thea
"Wuanna get some quofee at th' quona?" -Jason
"Stay away from our puzzle!" -Zahra
"Fine, I'll kill the rat so that you can get your bra." -Le
"Shut it! The MOUTH!!" -Peter
"Riki, you're making me mad!" -Camy
"Which one of you guys took our magazine?" -Way
"Stanislav! Help me!" -Gary
"Jason, don't get mad." -Tae
"Of course I say things. It's just that no one ever hears me." -May
"You mean your school isn't nine stories tall?" -Diana
"Go away."/"Yeah, Caltech really mellowed me out." -Leslie (TA)
"Well, we run a phone sex hotline..." -Gary (TA)
"That's really rude." -Mary Ellen (TA)
"The babewatch is better at the beach down there." -Dr. Davis
"I hope no one's having trouble with the astronomy homework." -Dr. Stephens
"Sleeping during lecture is of little use to your future." -Dr. Connolly

Miscellaneous quotes:
ˇ "So what's the G?"
ˇ "Shut up, Riki! Shut up, Stas! Shut up, Henry! Shut up, Tania! etc..."
ˇ "I'm a geee-niii-us!"
ˇ "What are you taaalking about???!!??!!
ˇ "This is great! This is the exact same equation that we proved last week! So, if we plug it into this equation, we get the actual speed of light!"
ˇ "Recall from our last lecture that little-r-vector-naught-dot equals rho-vector-naught-dot minus big-R-vector-naught-dot, not little-r-hat-naught-double-dot, which equals rho-naught-dot-rho-hat-naught plus rho-naught-rho-hat-naught-dot minus delta-big-R-vector-naught over k over twenty four. Ooops! Was that rho-naught-dot, or rho-naught-double-dot?"

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