COME AND JOIN OLD DABNEY
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Oh, come and join old Dabney;
    It is the House that's best.
We never work, we never snake;
    All we do is rest.
While others toil and study hard,
    And some grow old and blind,
We sit around without a care,
    And we don't ever mind .. !

Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, come and join old Dabney,
    And you will never mind .. !

Ricketts boys are rowdies,
    And Fleming boys are rough;
Blacker men are built like moles;
    But Dabney's got the stuff .. !
Throop Club men have wives and kids,
    But we are not that kind .. !
Oh, come and join old Dabney,
    And you will never mind .. !

Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, come and join old Dabney,
    And you will never mind .. !

If you would be a "champ-yun,"
    Then you have found your home ...
Our men have straight-pipe plumbing;
    Our beer has lots of foam;
Our crew team drinks in housecoats -
    It is so DAMNED refined .. !
Oh, come and join old Dabney,
    And you will never mind .. !

Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, never mind! Oh, never mind!
Oh, come and join old Dabney,
    And you will never mind .. !