Sound clips

Real Audio version here.
I have the file kept at my GeoCities site. If you want a local copy click here.

Wave file version here.
It has been gzipped.(13 MB)
Made by Mike Wickenden.

Mpeg3 version here.
It has been gzipped. (2.4 MB) You'll need Winplay3 in order to hear it. Get that program here.
Encoded by Mike Wickenden.

Here are some requested sound clips

Clips are added almost daily.
The newest clips will be at the top.
All clips in .wav format.
I know some would like Real Audio, but I can't provide it since my server can't server Real Audio. Unless someone buys me the server, I'll only be having wav files. If however, you want to download a RealAudio file, I can do that. Just let me know. (E-mail me.)

What are you doing in South Park....

Stan:"That sucked."

Kenny:"Nnnnnnn!!!"(11KB)

Stan:"Holy %$#@ it's Jesus!" (24 KB)

Kyle:"What incredible irony!"(51 KB)

Stan and Kyle:"Go Santa! Uhh..umm...go Jesus."(212 KB)

Kyle:"Oh my God! They killed Kenny."(177 KB)

Everyone in the commotion before Brian Boitano arrives.(256 KB)

Stan:"Wait, just a second. Now we've got to think here. Now let's see. What would Brian Boitano do?"
Cartman:"Yeah. What would Brian Boitano do?"(375 KB)

Brian Boitano:"Did someone say my name?"(73 KB)

Cartman:"Brian Boitano!"(73 KB)

Brian Boitano:"What's going on, kids?"(55 KB)

Kyle:"Yeah, but just think.
Today we actually met--we actually spoke--to _the_ Brian Boitano." (311 KB)

Jesus:"Come on Kringle, I'll buy you an Orange Smoothie."
Santa:"Ooooo." (133 KB)

Cartman:"Yeah, ham."(40 KB)

Kyle:"Goddammit" (56 KB)

Jesus:"Behold my glory." (106 KB, the sound is kinda quiet, but that's because it's how it is. I can't help it. Sorry.)

The entire fight sequence.(2.8 MB, kinda big.)

Stan:"Christmas is still about one very important thing."
Cartman:"Yeah, ham."
Stan:"No, not ham you fat %!&# !" (271 KB)

Santa:"This time we finish it. There can be only one." (46 KB)

Jesus:"I come seeking retribution."
Stan:"*gasp* He's come to kill you cuz you're Jewish Kyle!"
Kyle:"OH @#$%. I'm sorry Jesus, don't kill me."
Jesus:"Nay, fear not. I love All My Children." (520 KB)

Cartman:"Eh, I don't need to take that kind of !@#$ from a Jew!" (142 KB)

Brian Boitano:"Bye-eee" (74 KB)

Jesus's fighting words (240 KB)

Santa's fighting words (142 KB)

Kyle:"You're such a fat @#$% Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go, 'God dammit that is a big fat @#$%.' " (284 KB)

Cartman:"Ugh, god dammit you stepped on my foot you pig %$#@er."
Stan:"Dude, don't say pig #@&%er in front of Jesus.
Cartman:"Ah @#$% you." (352 KB)

Stan:"Dude, this is pretty &%#$ed up right here." (115 KB)

Kyle: "Don't you oppress me, fat boy."
Cartman: "Don't call me fat, butt @#$%er."
Kyle: "Then don't belittle my people, you #$%@in' fatass!"
Cartman: "Goddammit! Don't call me fat you butt @#$%in' son-of-a-bitch!" (468 KB)

Stan: "Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude." (117 KB)

The Dreidel song at the end. (341 KB)

If you want a clip too, just e-mail me to let me know.
The more requests the more clips because I need to know what you all like out there.

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This page was last updated August 21, 1997