"I need to fondle someone and you're available."
"I have a lonely finger."
"It was a very deliberate up and down motion."
"Stop assaulting the partner."
"They are meant for yanking."
"I can't get that finger up."
"What's your strategy? Mine's wiggling."
"I'm fighting off his noddle by wiggling back and forth."
"Weight versus her finger is nothing."
"And he was moaning and groaning through the entire thing."
"Shuddup and sit on the bed; it's all good."
"I prefer you that way."
"I always get a mouthful of Curtis whenever I see him."
"A lesson in female anatomy: do not aim things at *that* portion of the body; especially if they're hard."
"So I had her in the bathroom..."
"Here I am, perfectly non-horny for once.."
"I assume hot sex is at Meredith's place."
"That was my contribution to the slumber party."
"I can't say anything while applying suction."
"I'll try not to jump anyone on my way out."
"I'm not going up his shirt to get it. I just put it up his shirt." re: XR
"You'll have to work on his release mechanism." to Abe re: XR
"I can't find what I'm looking for. Where is it? I know it's down here somewhere."
"I was just looking at his butt thinking, 'Wow, that would hurt.'"
"Is all that white stuff on your pants clas?"
"Oooh, I'm all tired from the first round. I don't have enough energy for the second."
"Holding him in warm bubbling solution is not very easy." re: ^F
-Melinda
"Do you want me to play with you?"
"You're female, so I don't mind as much."
"Actually, we have very little human intelligence."
"some 15 letter Russian name" re: stereochemistry
-Hatfield
"We will use Alice as a test bed."
"Rutledge is going to have a ball of a time doing an oral examination with you." to Alice
-Kenneth
"Alice is not hot enough."
"I think it's between his legs."
-Alice
"Is my pelvis going to go left or right or what?"
-Abe
"I already know how to make it with other women."
-Dom
"Who can I screw today?"
-Helen
"My TA gave me one and I don't know where to stick it."
-XR
"One is too hard
One is too squishy,
One is just right
like baby bear's bed."
-Vidya
"Oh great! Now everytime a female walks into my room, she's going to be stuck to Brad's bed."
-Dave
"They're still squishy? What were you doing squishing them?"
-Walter