Yarns, Tales, Legends, and Rumours


Having worked for quite some time on the mechanics of the Game of Swords, with the intent to create a real-life game based on the premise of the books, I have worked through many of these interactions, trying to preserve the irony and surprise often associated with these grandest of blades.

Stories Collected Here:



The Destruction of Skulltwister


John felt a certain need to strike out at the forces of evil which had lately been taking their toll upon his land and his sanity. As he strode purposefully toward his goal, across the short grass on the floor of the wide valley, his face wore no particular expression.
His only good luck as of late -- mind you, it was sizable -- was the acquisition of Shieldbreaker, which he now wore at his side. He had also been fortunate (though most would simply credit his caution, rather than fortune) enough to retain Wayfinder over these many years, and it had brought him here. It was now sheathed across his back, safely out of the way. It would not be needed soon, and even with Shieldbreaker near and John's own personal love for the Sword of Wisdom, he did not like to consult Wayfinder too often, and usually, he didn't need to. His sense of direction was keen, and his tendency to confront risks already rather large. Today, the risks he was taking would be great enough. No need to add to them.
Night was falling. The light was still more than adequate, but diffuse and ruddy.
Ahead, he saw his goal. Still his face changed not. The lone figure in a dashing outfit (which looked pieced together from many separate sources) stood in the center of a well-trampled patch of ground that was, roughly, one hundred meters in radius. The man in the center of that patch seemed to radiate smugness, which might have accounted for his lack of personal guards despite his apparent position as the leader of a sizable force.
Not long after John entered the area of recent heavy traffic, the man regarded him, and waved.
Getting no response whatsoever, his eventually called out to the approaching figure. "Hello!" he said.
John moved forward at the same determined pace. He was only fifty meters away by the time the man spoke again.
"I don't believe we've met, have we?"
No change in the approaching warrior. Shieldbreaker remained at bay for now.
Thirty meters.
"Have you lost your ability to speak?" the center-man asked, with a slight chuckle.
Grimly came the terse reply, "No."
Twenty meters. Closing fast.
"Then what can I do for you tonight, my friend?"
"No one who would use a Blade like that one, the way you have here today, has any right to call himself my friend."
The man made a move for his Sword, but John already had Shieldbreaker fully drawn before the strange leader had even pulled on his Sword.
He drew, just the same, and smiled at John.
Even at twilight, the leader's Sword shone brightly, but John ignored its influence and held his course, quickening his pace only slightly.
The man who had just drawn the Mindsword now realized the lack of change in his adversary, and a look of panic swept across his face.
Five meters away, and it was John's turn to grin.
The wielder of the Sword of Glory thought quickly, knew he faced Shieldbreaker, and did what he felt would not only save him, but perhaps win himself the Sword of Force.
Unfortunately for him, he thought quickly, not well.
As he dropped the Mindsword to attack John unarmed, the power of Skulltwister unsheathed caught him off guard. He felt dizzy, as though he were on the verge of insanity. He fought it, trying to reclaim a hold on his mind, and quiet the screaming of the Mindsword's power.
As he did this, John changed course to pick up the discarded Mindsword. A momentary surge of power washed over John as he picked up the cast-off Sword, and the man next to him dropped to his knees in worship.
"Master," he grovelled, "what can your humble servant do for you today?"
"Fight me," John said, tossing him the Mindsword.
The man caught the Sword, and through the confusion and chaos gripping his mind, carried out his orders, charging John with Blade raised high.
Jumping to life, Shieldbreaker struck in a violent down-dropping arc, blasting the Mindsword into poisonous fragments of gleaming metal, and reducing its wielder -- once the master, but at the end, a slave -- to something John had only to look at once to be sure it would never again wield such power over innocent folk, or indeed, over anything.
Wiping his Blade clean, John returned to the nearest town just the way he had come, pausing only to pick up the smoldering hilt that still displayed a fluttering banner in white.

The End


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