Extra Nipples and Dating
Perhaps the biggest cause of low self-esteem among Triple-Nipplers
is in matters of dating. What most fail to
realize, however, is that having an extra nipple is not
necessarily a negative thing. If treated properly, your
third nipple can get you scores of dates which you would
not normally get.
To get started, try the following pickup lines at the bar or club:
- Do you know what 2+3 is? That's how many nipples we have
between the two of us.
- Wanna come to my place and meet my little buddy, "Nip"?
- I know there's something special about you because all three
of my nipples like you.
- I may look like I have a hard body, but I've got three soft
nipples to love you with.
- Are you the kind of girl who likes Doublemint gum? 'Cause I can
triple your fun!
- I'm sure you reject guys all the time, but you wouldn't turn down a
man with three nipples, would you? Hey! That hurt!
- Are you tired of two-dimensional guys? Then I think you're ready for my
ultra-real 3D Love, complete with Triple-Nipple action!
These witty-yet-tasteful lines will get things rolling.
Once you've got her attention, use your Triple-Nipple as a
conversation element:
Example:
Her: I see you're watching the game. Do you like hockey?
You: Yeah. I think the Stars are gonna win this year.
Her: Really? How come?
You: My Triple-Nipple told me. He's never wrong.
Her: Oh. Wow. So you have a Triple-Nipple?
You: Yep. Quite some time now. His birthday was last week.
I offered to get him pierced, but all he wanted was
a massage.
Her: That's sooo sweet! Wanna go steady?
Example:
Her: Excuse me, are you Bill? I heard you have a Triple-Nipple.
You: I do. Would you like to see him?
Her: Oh yes! ... Wow! Listen, I'd really like to get to know
you and...
You: Jerimiah James--I call him JJ for short.
Her: Rrrrr! Come're, you sexy beast!
Naturally, some women may feel nervous or threatened by a Triple-Nipple. Remember
that having an extra nipple is a bonus, and try to help her see that too.
If a heart-to-heart doesn't do the trick, try one of the following:
- Have a ménage á trois--you, her, and your Triple-Nipple.
- Let her know that your Triple-Nipple is fully capable of entertaining
himself during close moments.
- Start by telling her the story of The Three Little Nipples: "This little
Nipple went to the market. This little Nipple stayed home. And
this little Nipple made sweet, passionate love to his
girlfriend. The end. So... wanna make sweet, passionate love?"