Triple-Nipple Q&A from an Expert


Q: I only have two nipples. Am I a freak?

Billy, NJ

A: Yes, Billy. Yes you are. Seek professional help.


Q: Is the Third Nipple Genetic? I don't want my children to experience the same ridicule which I have received. If they are born with a third nipple would using a hot knife to remove it be a rational idea?

AW, Baltimore

A: Genetics certainly play a role in the development of a Triple-Nipple, but I feel that destiny is the real cause. As for removing with a hot knife: NO NO NO! Using a sharp, unsterile, cold knife would be a fairly rational idea, but a hot one? I've never heard a more outrageous proposal!


Q: Can you please tell me about inverted nipples?

Anonymous

A: No I cannot. Until some internet hero establishes the web site www.invertednipples.com, I'm afraid you'll have to stumble around in the darkness. Sucks to be you!


Q: Is there such thing as having a forth or fifth nipple? Do you recommend having cosmetic surgery to obtain a third nipple? Is it cost efficient?

Anonymous

A: To answer your first question, let me print an excerpt from an email I recently received:

"...I have 4 nipples, two (2) on each breast. I have thought of having them removed..."

As you can see, there is such a thing! To answer your second question, the benefits of having a Triple-Nipple are clearly worth any price, so cosmetic surgery is not a bad way to go. The problem is finding a compatible nipple donor. Despite the modern technology and the rapid pace of social growth, there is still an unfulfilled need for a strong and effective nipple donation system. Until that happens, you will probably have to wait.


Q: I am one of the blessed as was my father. Do you know of any famous individuals who also beareth the mark?

Anonymous

A: Congratulations, fortunate one! Due to my disciplined devotion to Triple-Nipology, I am unable to keep up with popular culture and the celebrities that help define it. If any readers know any such people, please let us know, and we'll post them on the site.


Q: I have always wanted to be with a man who has a Triple nipple. It's actually a dream of mine. Is there a Triple Nipple Secret Society that I can contact to find a delicious Triple Nippler to date?

Kimberley, Washington, DC

A: You have missed the entire point of this site. Triple-Nipplers do not hole up inside during the day and live lives as outcasts of society! They are all around you! The man who installed your telephone, the cook at your favorite restaurant, the attractive, successful engineer next door--all of these are people who could have a Triple-Nipple. If you really want to get your hands on a Triple-Nippled man, make your intentions known, and they will find you. Good luck!
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